Where Have All The Pens Gone? Do Doo Doo

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I have worked many places in my short life.  I have done maintenence, been a hired hand at the family hog farm, detailed cars, stocked shelves at Wal-Mart, and had an asortment of radio jobs.  All of the above mentioned ocupations has one thing in common.  Ok, maybe two.  The pay is crappy and pens dissappear.  It blows my mind how many pens seem to just vanish into thin air.  Every place I have worked, it always happens.  We get a big pack of pens, they are kept in one place, and seemingly overnight, they are gone.  I know for a fact, when I use a pen at work, I put it back in the same place I got it.  When I come back, they are magically gone.  Apparently, nobody takes them with them either.  So where do they go? There is only one logical explanation.  There is a Pen Ferry.  I have heard of the Tooth Ferry, I have heard of the Underpants Nohm, but never the Pen Ferry.  If anyone has any information on the where abouts of this mysterious being, I would sure appreciate the info.  Help me SAVE THE PENS!